If you see us walking out
To make, I thought, all his intentions clear
But sadly I must wait for him
I'm supposed to be a lady,
I know I'm his little miss
But a bit of slap and tickle
like some tasty cheese and pickle
Is just what you want to lead him on
to a passionate goodnight kiss
So when my man is acting shyly,
I've got the perfect remedy
and somehow's your father
with magic tricks, some singing,
and that's the reason why
He can't find those pretty words to say
I know he wants to be the
I've got to use my female charms
I'm supposed to be a lady.
I know I'm his little miss.
But a bit of slap and tickle,
like some tasty cheese and pickle
Is just what you want to lead him on
to a passionate goodnight kiss
So when my man is acting shyly,
I've got the perfect remedy
and some how's your father
Is right up his street, his cup of tea,