Where's My Sex?

Where's My Sex? easy guitar chords by Weezer

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  • Verse 1
    Mom 
    made 
    my 
    sex 

    She 
    knitted 
    it 
    with 
    her 
    hands 

    Sex- 
    making 
    is 

    A family 
    tra
    dition 

    Going 
    back 
    to 
    the 
    cave
    man 
    days 

    They 
    were 
    walking 
    around 

    in 
    a haze 

    Until 
    they 
    figured 
    it 
    out

    And 
    they 
    said 

    'Gosh 
    dang, 
    this 
    is 
    great!' 

    But 
    now 
    I'm 
    like 
    prehistoric 

    screwball 

    Walking 
    'round 
    with 
    no 
    sex 
    at 
    all, 

    Verse 2
    said 

    [Chorus] 

    Where's 
    my 
    sex? 

    thought 
    it 
    was 
    here 

    Under 
    the 
    bench 

    But 
    it 
    isn't 
    there 

    I've 
    got 
    no 
    idea 
    where 
    it 
    disappeared 
    to 

    I'm 
    running 
    late, 
    can't 
    be 
    late 

    can't 
    go 
    out without 
    my 
    sex 

    It's 
    cold 
    outside 
    if 
    my 
    toes 
    get 
    wet 

    And 
    people 
    will 
    think 
    that 
    I'm an 
    alien 

    Just 
    cruising 
    in 
    to make 
    friend 

    Meg 
    likes 
    to 
    hide 
    Verse 3
    it 

    She 
    says 
    that 
    it 
    gives 
    her 
    kick 

    It 
    may 
    be 
    under 
    the 
    rug 

    Or stuck 
    in 
    shoe 
    closet 

    Or 
    tumbling 
    'round 
    in 

    the wash
    ing 
    ma
    chine 

    She's 
    always 
    trying 
    to 
    get 
    me 
    clean 

    She 
    adds 
    detergent 
    and 
    Bounce 
    to 

    elim
    inate 
    stat
    ic 
    cling 

    It's 
    gonna 
    be 
    another 
    hour 
    or 
    more 

    'Til 
    am 
    ready 
    to 
    walk 
    out 
    the 
    door, 

    said 

    Verse 4
    [Chor
    us] 

    Verse 5
    People 
    can 
    you 
    hear 
    me, 

    talk

    ing 



    know 
    you 
    all 
    are 
    happy, 
    rocking 

    Could 
    you 
    lend 
    me 
    dime, 

    pretty 
    please? 

    Brother, 
    sister 
    got 
    time? 
    got 
    no 

    Sex 
    on 
    my 
    feet 

    Sex 
    in 
    my 
    drawer 

    Sex 
    in 
    my 
    shoes 

    Or 
    sex 
    on 
    the 


    floor, 

    said 

    [Chorus] 


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