Ever since
that show came on,
she's wanted to be like them
Wearing 500 shoes,
designer clothes,
and designer men
There's always exciting
things to do,
like going out to the hottest clubs
Or staying home with their vibrators,
taking long baths in their tubs
Who wouldn't want to see themselves
on the side of the bus?
Still, I just won't ever
understand all the fuss
All she wants to do is watch
Sex and the City
It's such a pity she's got
no time for the man
All she wants to do
is watch some dude they call
Big I'd like to have that gig
cause she's his biggest fan
Carrie gets to do this,
Carrie gets to do that
And I never get to watch my own TV,
what about me?
Ever since that show came on,
she wants a best friend who's gay
So she can call him up on the phone
and tell him about her day
She wants to go to fashion shows
and see the latest bikinis
She wants to drink cosmopolitans
and dirty martinis
Who wouldn't want to see themselves
on the side of a bus
Still I just won't ever
understand all the fuss
All she wants to do is watch
Sex and the City
It's such a pity she's
got no time for a man
All she wants to do
is watch some dude they call
Big I'd like to have that gig
cause she's his biggest fan
Carrie gets to do this,
Carrie gets to do that
And I never get to watch my own TV
What about me?
I know she needs a break
from working 8 to 5
Doing our dishes and laundry
But I couldn't help but wonder why
So I watched a couple episodes
Even got to see some movies
Still don't get it
Never should have bought her those DVDs
Background
All she wants to do
is watch the sex in the city
It's such a pity she's
got no time for her man
All she wants to do
is watch some new big ball baby
I'd like to have that gig
cause she's his biggest fan
Carrie get s to do this,
Carrie gets to do that
And I never get to watch my own TV
What about me?
What about Clint Eastwood?
What about the hockey game?
I miss my remote control
I think my wife has gone insane
What about our relationship?
I'm begging you, baby, please
What about me?
What about me?