Two Jeffs chords by
Ariel Sharratt

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Key: F major•

Verse 1

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Two Jeffs

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Jeff is a nice name

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I know lots of Jeffs

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Some spell it with a G and

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an E and an O

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Others just J- E- F- F

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Most of the Jeffs in this

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world are good people

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But not all of them

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This is a tale of two Jeffs

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And it has a sad ending

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Verse 2

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Jeff #1 started a company

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To sell everything to everyone ever

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Jeff #2 met the love of his

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life at Wendy's

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Where they were flipping burgers together

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Jeff #1 noticed that everyone

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preferred buying stuff

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While on the couch in their underpants

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Jeff #2 had three kid s to take care of

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And one day he saw an advert

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isement by chance

Verse 3

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Whether you're remembered

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or forgotten by history

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You need to decide what kind

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of Jeff you want to be

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Verse 4

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Jeff #1 was hiring part- time grunts

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To run up and down warehouse aisles

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Jeff #2 said any job will do

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Put on an employable shirt

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and a hireable smile

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Jeff #1 figured workplace efficiency

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With a secret system of algorithms

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Jeff #2 took every shift that he could

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Though his passion was souping up

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car stereo systems

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Verse 5

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Jeff #1, just call him Evil Jeff

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I think it's obvious by now

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he's the villain

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And Jeff # 2, he can be Virtuous Jeff

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He could only get hired as

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a seasonal fill- in

Now some say Evil Jeff

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wasn't evil at all

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What's wrong with making

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a bazillion dollars

Try telling that to people

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like Virtuous Jeff

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Working and watching their own

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dollars get smaller

Verse 6

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Whether you're remembered

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or forgotten by history

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You need to decide what

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kind of Jeff you want to be

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Verse 7

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Evil Jeff invented robot spies

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And convinced everybody to buy one

But Virtuous Jeff had neither

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time nor the money

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And he didn't want to own

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his own Dalek or Cylon

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Evil Jeff said these humans

are working too slowly!

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So he increased their hourly targets

He told Virtuous Jeff, son,

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you just have to work harder

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He was selling his sweat,

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it was a buyer's market

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Verse 8

One night when the warehouse

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was particularly busy

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Virtuous Jeff collapsed

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in the middle of the floor

His fellow workers tried to help

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the best that they could

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But he was dead before the

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paramedics got to the door

And nothing ever happened

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to Evil Jeff,

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He just keeps playing the

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role of the villain

But one day there will be one

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too many Virtuous Jeffs

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And they will rise up together

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and kill him

Verse 9

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Whether you're remembered

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or forgotten by history

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You need to decide what kind of

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Jeff you want to be

Verse 10

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Whether we're remembered

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or forgotten by history

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We need to decide what kind

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of Jeff we want to be

Outro 1

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ChordsC Bb F Dm

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