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Tony easy guitar chords by The Shirehorses
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
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Capo
B
D
A
C5
Am
E
F
Dm
C
Bm
B
D
A
C5
Am
E
F
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C
Bm
Verse 1
I'm
sorry,
but there's
no one
here
to
take
your call.
If
you'd
like
to leave
your name
and
number
after
the
tone,
your
call
will
be returned.
At
any
point
you'd
like
to
re -record
your
message,
press...
Dear
Mark,
hey,
how
are
you?
Listen,
if you could
call me back
later,
I'd
be
most grateful.
See,
this summer
I'd like
to run
past
you.
I left
you messages
with
your dad
when I
phoned you.
He
mustn't
have told
you.
Mind
you,
I was
pissed
at the time.
You
probably
couldn't make
out what
I was saying,
like
I was
out of my
mind.
But
that don't
matter,
Mark. I
know you're
busy.
But
if you wouldn't
mind giving
me
a buzz,
that'd be
great.
Ta.
Anyway,
how the f***
are
you?
I'm
alright,
thanks
for asking.
I'm
listen
ing to
the new
album
by
Dave
Stewart
and
that old
Barbara
Gaskins.
You
know,
I've
still
got the
squits
and a
few different
rash
on my
dangly
bits,
but
I'm off
to
Chemist
to
buy some
canister
s.
Three or four
tubes,
yeah,
I
reckon that
should van
ish him.
All
the best,
Tony.
Hey,
it's me
again,
Mark.
Where was
I?
Oh
yeah,
do
you remember
when we met
outside
Main
Road
when
City
got
drugged
by
Car
pentry?
Bastard
s, but
I thought that
we could
be
friends,
shout obscenities
at the
away
supporters'
end.
We had
a chat,
do you remember,
in
the
bogs,
then
you told me
to fuck
off,
and snuck
off
out the
window,
and now
you won't
even return
my
calls.
You got
some
balls,
Ratcliffe,
I
used to
re
spect
you,
Mark,
I thought
you were
just a
job,
I even
had your
name tattooed
right across
my
knob,
well
a billionaire
name
anyway,
anyway,
Turam
ate,
or the best,
Tony.
If
you could call
me back,
that'd be
great,
asshole.
I'm
sorry,
but
there's no
one
here
to
take
your
call.
If you'd
like
to leave
your
name
and
num
ber after
the
tone,
your
call
will
be
re
turned.
If at
any point
you'd
like
to
re
-record
your
message,
press
hash.
Hey,
listen
here
you snark,
if
you think I
got nothing
better
to do than
to chase
you,
you
got another
thing
coming,
you dick -hopping
as
shole.
Oh,
got
cut
off there,
where was
I?
Oh yeah,
you silly
-hop
ping
snark,
why don't
you call
me back?
I
left all
my numbers,
you
ignorant
twat,
bye.
Oh,
and another
thing.
If
you choose
to ignore
me outside
your
gig with
the
family
Mahoney,
The
Witchwood
and
Ashton
Underline,
that's
up to you.
But me
and my dad
waited
outside
for a quarter
of an
hour.
We
even bought
you
some fucking
flower
s.
And
it was quite
nippy.
The
thing is,
me
dad only
wanted
you to
sign his
ass
cheeks.
He'd been looking
forward
to meeting
you all
fucking
week.
I don't
read you
per
sonally,
but
he likes
you more
than I
do.
And he
likes
Billy
Idol.
Up
yours,
Tony.
You
England
fucking
must,
Mr.
Who,
I'm gonna
go
ex -directory
if you
don't
please leave
me alone.
You know, this
is the
last time
I'm
gonna call.
Do you
know
what you
mean to me,
Radcliffe?
Off
call!
I
promise you,
that's
it,
fin
ished,
kaput!
You had
your
chance
to be my
mate,
but now
I
hate
your guts!
So
just
off
the half,
Radclif
fe!
Do you understand
me?
You're
meat!
Do you understand?
I'm
sorry
but there's
no
one
here
to
take
your call
If
you'd
like to
leave
your name
and
number
after
the tone
Your
call
will
be
returned
If
at any
point
you'd
like
to
re
-record
your
message,
press
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush
Hey!
Alright
Mark,
it's me
again
I
just had
a half
a bitter,
do you dare
me to ride?
You see,
I'm
on
my pushbike
now
Whilst
on my
mobile phone,
driv
ing at
over 10
miles
an hour
Which
I
don't need
to tell
you is
really f***ing
dangerous
That's
my
grand,
you can hear
screaming
She's
dead on the
rear mudguard,
and
if she
fall
s off
you,
you know,
it's all
your
fault.
Shut
up
,
bitch!
I'm
taking
her down
to
Netto
for
a bit of
shopping.
Anyway,
where was
I?
Oh yeah,
you f***ing
large
s***.
You
know I've
star
ted listening
to
radio too,
so
f*** off
you and
f***
off large
too.
What a
horrible
thought.
F***ing
hell!
Um,
Tony,
it's
Mark
Radcliffe
here.
How are
you?
Listen
now,
kid, sorry
I missed
you.
I meant
to
call
you back,
but
I,
um...
Ooh,
I
had
to
fix
me
fly
mode.
Anyway,
you
said
your
granny's
going
through
a
programme
of
breast
reduction
opera
tions.
How
far
along
is
she?
Look,
I'm
thrilled
to
bits
that
you like
me
shit,
and
I'm
sorry
I've
upset
your
dad.
I
didn't
mean
to
make
him
mad.
And
look,
I've
sent
you a
copy
of
the
Shire
Horses
al
bum,
with
an
invoice,
of
course,
cos
I know
you
love
the
horse.
But
what's
all
this
about
you
having
me
name
tattooed
on
your dick
just
the
very thought
of
that
makes
me
sick
And
I'm
sorry
I
did
a
runner
at
the
Cov
entry
game,
but
it was
that
manic
stare
of
yours
I
thought
you was
insane
and
no
offense
like
and
it
doesn't
really
matter,
but
having
heard
you
Tony
I'd
say
you're
as mad
as a
fucking
hatter
And
if
you
think
you
can
ever
be
my
mucka
you
are
wrong
you
yes,
I
think
I
remem
ber
I
read
a
story
in
the
Levensian
Bugle
about
some
silly
gnut
who
kept
pestering
a
hugely
successful
disc
jockey,
and
this
arsehole
got
lippy
and
de
cidedly
cocky.
Turns
out
the daft
nut crashed
his
push
bike
into
a lamppost,
with
his bleeding
gran
on
the back,
silly
twat.
Come
to
think
about
it,
his
name
was...
Hey,
it was
you!
Good!
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