Key: E major•
Verse 1
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He's cute,
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if a middle -aged man
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can be described as cute.
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He's alive, that's saying a lot,
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you'd be surprised how many are not.
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He's real, sometimes I wish he'd
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try to be a little less real.
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He's broke, but he knows how to cook.
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He always fixes a real nice meal.
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and a bass drum in his living room. He
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hits the snare so hard it hurts
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and it makes my heart go boom,
boom, boom.
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So tonight I'm gonna give the
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drummer some
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Tonight I'm gonna give the
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drummer some
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go work a day job
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till somebody calls
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He's pissed cause the guy they chose
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has Cheerios instead of balls
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He rocks when he puts the meters on
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and turns it up to ten.
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He feels alone sometimes.
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He knows he's not like other men,
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cause he's got a drawer of Zildjian shirts
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and a bass drum in his living room. He
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hits the snare so hard it hurts
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and it makes my heart go boom,
boom, boom, boom.
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Tonight, I'm gonna give
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the drummer some
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His splintered sticks,
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Stuck in the back, that head is broke
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His hearing sucks below the van.
Does anybody know,
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what do you call a drummer in a three -piece suit?
The defendant.
What's the difference
The pizza will feed a family
of four.
What's, let's see. what's the,
okay.
Anybody wanna hear drummer jokes,
maybe I should just like leave
this part out.
I don't know. Let's see, oh,
on the arm of a drummer?
A tattoo. What's,
what's the difference
between a dead cat in the middle of the road
and a dead drummer in
the middle of the road?
The cat has skid marks in front
of him.
What's that, was that a
different answer?
Yeah, they stopped for
How can you tell if the
Because the drool comes out
of both sides
of the drummer's mouth.
How many drummers
does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
In Nashville, it takes 17,
one to hold the bulb,
and 16 to drink so much
that the room spins around.
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Leaving out anybody's fa vorite?
between a drummer
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He's got a drawer of surgeon's shirts
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And a bass drum in his living room
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He hits the snare so hard it hurts
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And he makes my heart go
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So tonight I'm gonna give
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the drummer some
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Tonight I'm going to give
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To night I'm go ing to
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give the drummer some
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Tonight I'm going to give the
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drummer some
Well how about a cover song?
Hey is Todd here yet?
I'm a little bit like flying
blind up here
because he came.
Did I sound relieved?
What's that?
It's true I've got a lot of albums.
but how about a cover song
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