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The Uptown Poker Club chords by 
Jerry Reed 
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Key: A major•BPM: 115
Verse 1
G
Well, now Bill Jackson was the
poor ol Judge
A
Who joined the Uptown
Poker Club
C
D
And he cursed the day he ever told
G
D
anybody he'd join.
G
Cause his money used to go
like it had wings,
A
When he had queens,
somebody else had kings.
C
D
And every night he'd just sit
G
D
there donatin' all his coins.
G
He'd say "Boys,
now I"mma play it right tonight,
A
I'mma watch them cards
and I'mma play 'em tight.
C
And when I come in there son,
D
G
D
my hand's gon' be a peach".
G
Well, he'd play em tight,
but after a while
A
He'd done lost himself
a considerable pile
C
So he got mad and he stood
D
G
up and made this little speech.
D
G
Now boys...
Verse 2
You see this razor?
C
Well I had it sharpened just today.
G
Now I'm comin' in here
with my rules
A
That everybody gon'
D
follow when they play.
G
Now you, Clyde.
C
You keep your hands on top of the table
When you're dealin', please.
G
Quit takin' them little wild cards
A
And stickin' 'em down there
D
between your knees.
G
And Jesse...
Quit makin' all them funny signs
C
Like you tryin' to tip off your hand.
G
You better talk to me in American,
son.
A
American, sos' I can understand.
D
G
And Leroy.
C
Quit takin' 'em off of the bottom,
oh, that's rough.
G
Just take five off the top,
A
D
then stop. That's enough.
G
And pass me them cards, son.
C
Let me cut on them thangs
every time 'fore you deal.
G
I like to handle them thangs,
A
boy. I like to see.
D
G
Cause I got news for you lads,
You ain't playin' this game accordin'
C
to that fellow Hoyle, uh- uh. Naw.
A
D
Tonight you playin' this game
accordin' to ME!
G
Verse 3
Well, now sittin' around the table
in that there game
A
There just happened to be
this ol' one- eyed man.
C
D
An d Bill kept watchin' him out the
G
D
corner of his eye.
G
Cause this ol' one- eyed cat,
he been dealin' kinda funny,
A
He done took a whole bunch
of Big Bill's money.
C
D
G
So Bill rolls up and he looks around the room
D
G
and with a sigh he says
Hmmm.said "It's a awful shame."
A
He said "There's somebody
cheatin' in this here game.
C
Said "Course it ain't gon' do for me
D
G
to stand up here and mention the guy.
D
G
So I'll refrain from callin'
that party's name
A
But you let me catch him cheatin' just once again,
C
And I'mma take my fist and I'm
D
G
D
ma close that other eye.
Verse 4
G
Now...
You see this razor?
C
Well I had it sharpened just today.
G
Now I'm comin' in here with my rules
A
That everybody must
D
follow when they play.
Now Clyde.
G
You keep them bony hands up
C
here on top of the table
When you're dealin', please.
G
Don't go takin' them
little wileys
A
And stickin' em off down there
D
between your knees.
G
And Jesse!
C
Cut out makin' all them monkey signs
You still tryin' to tip off your hand.
G
You better talk to me in American,
A
D
Big AA, sos' I can understand.
G
And Leroy!
C
Quit takin' 'em off the bottom of the deck,
G
son. I tell ya, that's rough.
This is an Army game,
A
D
son. Take five and halt. That's enough.
G
And pass me them
pasteboards over here.
C
Let me cut them thangs every
G
time 'fore you deal.
Cause I like to delve in there,
A
D
son. I like to see.
G
Cause I got news for you boys,
You ain't playin' this game accordin'
C
to that fellow Hoyle, uh- uh.
A
Tonight you playin' this
D
game accordin' to ME!!
G
Verse 5
Now then. Seein' as how
you all know that I didn't
Ride in here on a head of cabbage,
Henry, if you'll break out another
deck of them Bicycles
Me and the boys will get
on with the business.
But keep your eye on that fella
wearin' the patch.
He holds them cards kinda funny.
If he ain't careful,
somebody around this table
Liable to jack his jaw.
Ah, son. I feel like my luck just changed.
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