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the pornographer easy guitar chords by Pierre De Gaillande
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 4
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Em
G
B
A
F#
Am
Em
G
B
A
F#
Am
Intro 1
Em
G
B
G
Em
G
A
B
Verse 1
Em
When I was just a little lad
F#
B
My fear of swearing was so bad
G
That even if I thought the word "shit"
B
I never uttered it, But
Em
Now that I earn my daily wage
F#
B
Ranting and raving from the stage
G
"Shit" never stays inside my head
B
Em
Instead it's said
Verse 2
Am
Em
F#
I'm the pornographer of
B
Em
the phonograph, sir
Am
G
B
Em
The perverted son of the sing- along
Verse 3
Em
To titilate the balcony
F#
B
G
I spew all kinds of infamy
Mouthfulls of raw and trashy French
B
That don't make any sense, but
Em
When I'm back home under my roof
F#
B
I blame my soul with much reproof
G
B
And cry "You twisted little elf
Em
Go fuck yourself"
Verse 4
Am
Em
F#
I'm the pornographer of
B
Em
the phonograph, sir
Am
G
The perverted son
B
Em
of the sing- along
Verse 5
Em
Every Sunday I'm in the booth
F#
B
Confessing all my words uncouth
G
Giving the priest my solemn prayer
B
To hide my derriere, but
Em
Fearing if I clean up my show
F#
B
I'll end up singing on skid row
G
B
I'm back up on stage pretty fast
Em
Showing my ass
Verse 6
Am
Em
F#
I'm the pornographer of
B
Em
the phonograph, sir
Am
G
B
Em
The perverted son of the sing- along
Verse 7
Em
My wife, to put it mildly
F#
B
Has a certain proclivity
G
That makes her like to lay in the nude
B
With just any old dude, But
Em
In all sincerity, how may
F#
B
I speak about this on the stage
G
If I can't tell you that she's got
B
Em
Am
Fire in her twat?
Em
I'm the
Verse 8
F#
pornographer of
B
Em
the phonograph, sir
Am
G
B
Em
The perverted son of the sing- along
Verse 9
Em
Surely I'd gain much satisfaction
F#
B
Even a medal for my actions
G
Singing with fervor of the love
B
Reserved for God above, But
Em
My angel told me from her cloud
F#
B
"Singing of love is not allowed
G
Unless that love describes the lore
B
Em
Am
Of a filthy whore"
Em
I'm the
Verse 10
F#
por nographer of
B
Em
the phonograph, sir
Am
G
B
Em
The perverted son of the sing- along
Verse 11
Em
And when I elegantly play
F#
B
For the boss of a cabaret
G
Some pretty tune pulled from my vest
B
It just leaves him depressed, And
Em
Holding back tears, he begs of me
F#
B
"If you sing flowers' majesty
G
For pity's sake please let them grow
B
Em
Am
In a bordello
Em
I'm the
Verse 12
F#
pornographer of
B
Em
the phonograph, sir
Am
G
B
The perverted son of
Em
the sing- along
Verse 13
Em
B
Every evening before I eat
F#
B
I sit out on my balcony
G
Eyeing the gentle folks below
B
In the setting sun's glow, But
Em
Don't ask me to compose a poem
F#
B
If it would upset you to know
G
B
That I like watching every day
Em
Cunts on parade
Verse 14
Am
Em
F#
B
I'm the pornographer of the phonograph,
Em
sir
Am
G
B
Em
The perverted son of the sing- along
Verse 15
Em
All the good souls with
righteous hearts
F#
B
Are glad to know that when I depart
G
B
Satan will make a shishkabob
Of this foul- mouthed slob, But
Em
May the Lord in his omnipotence
B
F#
B
For whom words make no difference
G
Admit into that shining tower
B
Em
On that somber hour
Verse 16
Am
Em
F#
Me, the por nographer of
B
Em
the phonograph, sir
Am
G
B
The perverted son of the sing- along
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