The Liar's Club
The Liar's Club

The Liar's Club easy guitar chords by Oscar Brand

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    • Verse 1
    Take up 
    the sheets, 
    me hearties, 

    water 
    the 
    deck with 
    brine. 

    Bente the 
    oars, 
    you lousy 
    whores, 

    none 
    is bigger than 
    mine. 

    Three 
    old 
    whores from 

    Winnipeg 
    were 
    drinking a 
    sherry 
    wine. 

    Says 
    one of 
    them to the 
    other two, 

    yours is 
    smaller than 
    mine. 

    So take 
    up 
    the sheets, 
    me hearties, 

    wa
    ter the 
    deck with 
    brine. 

    Bente the 
    oars, 
    you lousy 
    whores, 

    none is 
    bigger than 
    mine. 

    You're 
    a liar, 

    says the 
    other old 
    whore 

    Mine's 
    as 
    big as 
    the 
    sea 

    The 
    battleships 
    sail 
    in 
    and out 

    And 
    never 
    a bother 
    to 
    me 

    So take 
    up 
    the sheets, 
    me hearties 

    Wa
    ter the 
    deck with 
    brine 

    Then 
    to 
    the oars, 
    you lousy 
    whores 

    None is 
    bigger than 
    mine 

    You're 
    a liar, 

    says the 
    other old 
    whore 

    Mine's 
    as big as 
    the 
    moon 

    The 
    ships sail 
    in on 
    the first of 
    the year 

    They 
    never come 
    out till 

    June 

    Break 
    up 
    the sheets, 
    me hearties, 

    wa
    ter the 
    deck with 
    brine 

    Bend 
    to 
    the oars, 
    you lousy 
    whores, 

    none 
    is bigger than 
    mine 

    You're 
    a liar, 
    says the 
    other old 
    whore, 

    mine's 
    as big as 
    the 
    air 

    The 
    ships sail 
    out and 
    the ships sail 

    in and 
    they 
    never 
    tickle 
    the 
    hair 

    Oh, 
    take up 
    the sheets, 
    me hearties, 

    water the 
    deck with 
    brine 

    Bend 
    to 
    the oars, 
    you lousy 
    whores, 

    none 
    is bigger than 
    mine 

    You're 
    a liar, 

    says the 
    first 
    again, I'd 
    blush to 
    be so 
    small 

    Many's 
    the fleet that 
    sailed right 

    in and 
    never come 
    out 
    at all 

    So 
    take up 
    the sheets, 
    me hearties, 

    water the 
    deck with 
    brine 

    Bend 
    to 
    the oars, 
    you lousy 
    whores, 

    none 
    is bigger than 
    mine 


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