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That Is The End Of The News chords by
Noël Coward
Noël Coward
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Verse 1
D
Bm

Em
A
D
G
D


We are

told very loudly and often
E
A

to lift up our hearts.
D

We are told that good humour
A

will soften faced deadliest dogs.
D
A

So however bad our do
Em
Bm

mestic troubles may be,
Bb
D
A

We just shake with amusement
Bb
A

and sing with glee
D
Bm
Em

Hey ho! Mum's had those
A

pains again
F#m
E

Granny's in bed with her
A

varicose veins again
D
G

Everyone's gay because dear

Cousin Florry
Em
E
A

Was run down on Saturday night by a lorry
D
Em
A

The whole world light as a bubble
F#m
E

The family's thrilled
A

because Elsie's in trouble
D

When Albus fell down
G

all the steps of the town
Em
A

All he got three bad cuts and a bruise
D
A
Bb

We're delighted to
G

be able to say
D
G

We're unable to pay up our debts
Bm
D

We're excited be cause
A
F#m

Percy's got strange

And we've run out of
E
A
D

fuel at the vet
Bm
Em
A

Beaches! Ernie's got boils again

F#m
A

Everything's covered with ointments

and oils again
D

Now he's had seven,
G

so God's in his heaven
Em
A

And that is the end of the
D
Bm
Em
A

news!
D


We are told that it's dismal and dreary
E
A

To air our dismay
D

We are told to be gallant and cheery
A

And banish our care
D
G
A
D

So when fortune hands us
Em
Bm

a cup of hemlocks to quaff
Bb
D
A

We just give a slight hiccup
Bb
A

and la, la, la
D
Em
A

Hey ho, what a catastrophe
D
E

Grandfather's brain is
A

beginning to atrophy
D

Last Sunday night after
G

eating an apple
E

He made a rude noise in the
A

Methodist chapel
D
Bm
A

Now don't laugh! Poor Mrs Mason
F#m
E

Was washing some bowls
A

in the lavatory basin
D

When that old corroded gas
G

heater exploded
E
A
D

And blew us back into the news

We're in clover
Bb
G
A

Un cle George is in clink
D

For refusing to work for the war
G
Bm

Now it's over
G
A

Aunty Maud seems to think
F#m
E

here is more better place than before
A
D
Em
A

Hey ho! Hi diddle diddle
D
E

Aunt Isabelle shingles
A

have met in the middle
D

She's buried in Devon,
G

so God's in his heaven
Em
A

And that is the end of the
D

news
Bm
Em
A
D
G
D

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Chords
  • D

  • Bm

    2
  • Em

  • A

  • G

  • E

  • Bb

  • F#m

    2

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