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Sex Dwarf chords by 
Dirty Sanchez
N/A•
Verse 1
Am
D
Am
Uh -uh
C
D
Uh -uh
C
Am
C
D
Uh -uh
C
Uh -uh
Am
C
Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
D
C
Loading disco dollies to a life of vice
Am
C
I can make a film, make you my star
D
You'll be a natural the way you are
Am
C
I would like you on a long black leash
D
I will parade you down
C
the high street
Am
You've got the attraction,
C
you've got the pulling power
D
Walk my little doggie,
C
walk my little sex dwarf
Am
C
We can make a scene, we'll be a team
D
Making the headlines
C
sounds like a dream
Am
When we hit the floor,
C
you just watch them move aside
D
We will take them for a ride, alright
C
Am
C
They all love your miniature ways
D
You know what they say about
C
Am
C
D
small groups
G
F
Am
C
D
Sex Dwarf
G
F
Am
C
Sex Dwarf
D
G
F
Am
C
D
Sex Dwarf
G
F
Am
C
D
C
Am
C
D
C
Am
I'm in a Rolls Royce,
C
look it's so huge,
D
it's big and it's gold
C
Am
With my dumb chauffeur,
looking to procure
C
D
Run, little doggie, lure a disco dolly
C
Am
C
Run, my little sex dwarf,
I feel so lonely
D
Get my little camera,
C
take a pretty picture
Am
C
Sex dwarf, in a gold roll
D
Smaking it with the dumb chauffeur
C
Am
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice
G
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Am
Sex Dwarf
Isn't it nice?
G
Luring disco dollies
Am
G
To a life of ice
Am
G
Box Sex Dwarf
D
Bb
D
Bb
Box Sex Dwarf
D
We can make an outfit
for my little sex dwarf
F
To match the gold rolls
and my dumb chauffeur
D
We'll all look so good,
we'll knock him cold
F
Knocking him cold in black and gold
D
We can have playtime in
my little playroom
F
Disco dollies, my sex dwarf
D
F
and my dumb chauffeur
D
I would like you on a long black lead.
You can bring me all the things I need.
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice?
Learning disco dollies to a life of
Interlude 1
vice.
Bb
D
Am
C
D
C
Am
C
Verse 2
D
C
Am
C
EX
D
TRA!
C
Am
C
D
C
Am
C
D
C
Am
C
D
Sex
C
Am
Dwarf Sex Dwarf
C
D
Sex Dwarf
C
Am
C
D
Sex Dwarf
C
Am
C
D
C
Am
C
D
Sex Dwarf
C
Am
C
D
Sex Dwarf
C
Am
C
Sex Dwarf Sex
D
C
Am
Uh, uh, sex dwarf
C
D
C
Am
C
D
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
C
Am
C
D
uh
C
Am
C
D
C
Am
C
D
C
Am
C
C
D
C
Am
C
D
C
I'll
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