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Monsieur Jo chords by 
François Wertheimer
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Verse 1
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Je suis Monsieur Joe,
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lanceur de couteaux.
J 'ai commencé en octobule
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dans un bar de Hambourg -Loup.
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J 'ai continué en saltimbanque
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dans un cirque égyptien.
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Bien !
Même être un peu voyou
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aux chansons des fous
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Un peu poète, un peu malin
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même un peu magicien
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Bien, bien, bien sûr
Il faut qu 'un jour on
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rencontre l 'amour
Une fée d 'aquarium qui
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montre des dauphins
Bien ! Et le jour où on s 'est pris,
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où on s 'est pris la mer, bien
Je lui ai donné trois fleurs,
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l 'a laissé tous ses dauphins à sa soeur
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On a monté un numéro,
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c 'est Miss Vénus
et Monsieur Joe
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Maestro !
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C 'était l 'amour folie
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Au lit de la Paris
C 'était le printemps
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Au cirque de Milan
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C 'était l 'amour feu
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Au casino des vrais
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La main dans la main
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Casino d 'un gars
Les yeux dans les yeux
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Sur la terre de feu
L 'envie de la vie
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En terre à délire
On touche le bonheur
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Au Canada
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Deux, on s 'arrête plus
Palace de Vegas,
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elle est un peu las
Alcazar, Caracas, je vois bien,
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je la casse
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La diame de Londres,
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elle est un peu sombre
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Au Fillmore East, elle est franchement triste
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Au Casino des Fleurs, elle est ailleurs
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Et c 'est déjà dur, dur, dur,
très dur pour le cœur
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Puis au Barnard Circus
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Elle sourit au Cucus
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Où il était maquillé
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Elle lui donne un baiser
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Je m 'aime, il n 'y a rien à faire
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J 'avais changé d 'appartement
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Maestro ?
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Et je suis parti la retourner
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Et j 'ai fermé notre mœur à clé
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J 'espère vous salut !
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