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Les Gens Sont Stressés easy guitar chords by 
James Deano
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Verse 1
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Les gens sont stressés...
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Je me suis acheter la dernière Porsche.
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La X triples X 3000. Ca arrache
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Le macadam, mon pote! Intérieure cuir, full option,
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excellente
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Installation! mais bon ce qui va avec,
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bon sang le bon SONG! J'ai des bijoux
Au bras, j'ai des bijoux au cou,
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Waouh. J'ai des diamants de ouf tout
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Au tour des couilles,
puis j'ai une grande maison. Mais quand je te
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Dis une grand c'est une grande attention
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elle est énorme! Alors pour
Pas trop me tracasser, j'ai des boys,
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des p'tits niakoues, des
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Polonais tout ça. Non je déconne. Enfin je
déconne oui et non... Parce que la
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Cuisine c'est pas trop mon truc non,
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moi c'est plu tôt le
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Pognon... enfin bon y a pas que le blé dans la vie,
faudrai pas l'oublier, y'a
Aussi les p'tits cul! les p'tits cul,
les p'tits cul, toujours les
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P'tits cul.
Verse 2
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REFRAIN
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Ah qu'est-ce que c'est bien,
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sous le soleil des Antilles, pas vrai?
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Après mon cocktail je vais au tennis,
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j'ai des colliers de boules au
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Cou. j'ai des colliers de boules aux bras. Enfin j'en ai partout,
et ça
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M'encombre grave. Je suis en vacances
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dans ce bled. Perpète au club
Med dans un un bungalow immense de 500
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mètres. Et comme je paie je suis
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Le maitre. Ici et c'est ce qui me plait d'ailleurs,
j'ai tout des
P'tit larbins, bah qui m'aident. J'ai
vue un pote de la jet set en jet
Ski il m'a dit \"tu pars quand?\" j'ai
dit \"Bah peu importe, je
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Suis venu en jet...\" Il m'as dit \": cool: cool,
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moi aussi... Bah viens
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Au bar, je t'offre un whisky! J'ai
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deux ou trois biches à niquer pour
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Ce soir; Elles sont totales naked
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mais surtout total bonne tu vois.
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Elles aiment la bite et le fric mais elles sont
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connes! Pas vrai Noémie?\"
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AIIIEUH, mais qu'est ce que j'ai
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dit encore? Ahlalalalala
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REFRAINX2
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