Kids
Kids

Kids easy guitar chords by Paul Lynde

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Guitar
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E A D G B E

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  • C

  • A

  • G

  • E

  • D

  • F

  • B

    2

  • Eb

    6

  • Bb

  • Ab

    4

  • F#

    2

  • C

  • A

  • G

  • E

  • D

  • F

  • B

    2

  • Eb

    6

  • Bb

  • Ab

    4

  • F#

    2
    • Verse 1
    Kids! 
    I 
    don't know 

    what's 
    wrong 

    with 
    these 
    kids 
    today. 

    Kids! 
    Who 
    can understand 

    anything 
    they 
    say? 

    Kids! 
    They 
    are disobedient, 

    disrespectful 
    oaks. 

    Noisy, 
    crazy, 
    sloppy, 
    lazy 
    loafers. 

    While we're 
    on 
    the subject, 
    kids, 

    you can 
    talk 
    and 
    talk 
    till your 
    face 
    is 
    blue. 

    Kids, 
    but they 
    still 
    do 

    just 
    what they 
    want 
    to 
    do 

    Why 
    can't 
    they be 
    like 
    we 
    were, 

    perfect 
    in 
    every 
    way? 

    What's 
    the 
    matter 
    with 
    kids 
    today? 

    Kids, 
    I've 
    tried 
    to 
    raise 

    you the 
    best 
    I 
    could 

    Kids, 
    all 
    the 
    things 
    I've 
    done 

    were for 
    your 
    own 
    good 

    Kids, 
    can't 
    you once 
    appreciate 

    how 
    I've 
    sacrificed 

    Working, 
    slaving, 
    scrimping, 

    saving 
    pen
    nies 

    And 
    living 
    with your 
    father, 
    kids 

    No 
    one 
    knows 
    the 
    burdens 

    I've 
    had 
    to 
    bear 

    And 
    in my 
    condition, 
    kids 

    I'm 
    a poor 
    sick 
    woman 
    and 
    does 
    he 
    care? 

    Ha! 
    Go 
    on, 
    go 
    on 
    an
    d kill 
    me 

    That's 
    what 
    it's coming 
    to 

    When 
    a 
    mother 
    has 
    kids 
    like 
    you 

    Kids 

    All 
    the 
    chicken 
    soup 
    that I 
    made 
    for 
    you 

    Mama, 
    take 
    it easy 

    Kids 

    Now 
    you 
    throw 
    me 
    out 

    like a 
    worn 
    -out 
    shoe 

    Not 
    in front 
    of everybody, 
    Mom 

    After 
    all, 
    I 
    haven't 
    been 
    such 
    an awful 
    son 

    I 
    never 
    sash 
    your back 

    or 
    leave 
    a ring 
    around 
    the 
    bathtub 

    And 
    don't 
    I always 
    phone 
    you? 

    Kids, 
    you can 
    give 
    your 
    life 
    to 

    him night 
    and 
    day 

    Kids, 
    let me 
    go 
    get married 

    and 
    move away 

    Married, 
    Who's 
    getting 
    mar
    ried? 

    Why 
    do we 
    have 
    these 
    children? 

    Better to 
    have 
    a 
    pet 

    You 
    know 
    where you 
    stand 
    with 
    the 
    pet 

    Grrr 

    Hello, 
    whore 
    I 
    never 
    asked 

    for 
    nothing. 

    Nothing 
    is 
    what 
    you'll 
    get. 

    What's 
    the 
    matter 
    with 
    kids, 
    too? 

    I 
    tried, 
    Lou, 
    but 
    I 
    failed. 

    Oh, you 
    didn't, 
    Mama, 
    you 
    didn't. 

    Don't 
    try 
    to pay 
    me 
    back, 
    Sonny. 

    I 
    forgive 
    you. 

    So 
    what if 
    you're an 
    ingrate? 

    So 
    long 
    as 
    you're 
    happy. 

    I don't 
    want 
    to be 
    happy. 

    Don't 
    feel guilty. 

    Just 
    make believe 
    I'm 
    an old, 
    used 
    car. 

    Junk 
    me. 
    Leave 
    me 
    in the 
    gutter. 

    I'll 
    nev
    er leave 
    you. 
    Never. 

    You 
    heard 
    him. 

    You're 
    a witness. 

    I promise, 
    Mama. 

    I 
    never 
    broke promise 
    to my 
    Mama. 

    Good 
    boy. 

    Why 
    can't 
    they be 
    like 
    Albert? 

    Perfect 
    in 
    every 
    way. 

    What's 
    the matter 
    with 
    kids? 

    Yeah, 
    what's 
    the matter 

    with 
    kids? 

    Nothing's 
    the matter 
    with 
    kids 
    today! 


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