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Jesus Universe chords by 
Porches
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Intro 1
G
A
C#dim
G
C#dim
G
A
C#dim
A
Verse 1
G
I
A
D
G
think that I have received
A
D
G
Power from a nameless seed
Bm
F#m
Fertile and deep
Bm
G
Em
To look at the sad I keep
A
G
A
D
G
Kills me like my cigarettes
A
D
A
D
G
How pure an d deeply up set
Bm
My momma gets
F#m
Well I'm idiot offspring
F
Em
Bm
D
G
D
Here is my
G
F#
Bm
A
sad of fering
Em
Bm
And though I'll never know
D
G
how to sing
D
G
F#
B
A
I promise to stay glittery
G
A
D
G
Jesus holds the universe
A
D
G
Inside his wife's fancy purse
Bm
F#m
It must of been a deal
Bm
G
Em
A
Yeah, surley a godly steal
G
A
D
G
Hark! A golden turnip lays
A
D
G
And I have too fancy a taste
Bm
G
Just put me in place
Bm
G
And wipe the delusion
Em
A
off my face
G
D
And I know it's insane to complain
G
Em
Have you seen the front page
A
Of he Times today
G
D
G
It is pornography at its most godly
Em
A
G
It is murdering,
A
F#m
Em
D
it is flirting
G
With the World's idiot offspring
D
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