How To Murder Your Wife
How To Murder Your Wife

How To Murder Your Wife easy guitar chords by Neal Hefti

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Tuning

E A D G B E

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Fret 3

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  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • Em

  • Asus4

  • A

  • Esus4

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • Abdim

    6

  • E

  • F#

    2

  • Bsus4

    2

  • Gdim

    5

  • Fm

  • Eb

    6

  • Ab

    4

  • Gm

    3

  • Cm

    3

  • Bb

  • Bbsus4

  • D

  • Bm

    2

  • Em

  • Asus4

  • A

  • Esus4

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • Abdim

    6

  • E

  • F#

    2

  • Bsus4

    2

  • Gdim

    5

  • Fm

  • Eb

    6

  • Ab

    4

  • Gm

    3

  • Cm

    3

  • Bb

  • Bbsus4

    • Verse 1
    Strangle 
    your 
    darling 
    with 
    diamonds 

    Drown 
    her 
    in 
    sparkling 

    champag
    ne 

    Dresses 
    from 
    all 
    the 
    sublime 
    ones 

    Will 
    drive 
    the 

    lady 
    insane 

    A 
    Mediterranean 
    fill 
    -up 

    Wears 
    down 
    resistance 
    to 
    life 

    So 
    smother 
    your 
    bride 
    in 
    chinchilla 

    You're 
    just 
    about 
    free 
    now, 

    she's 
    too 
    weak 
    to see 
    now 

    To 
    finish 
    her 
    off, 
    say 
    you 
    love 
    her 

    That's 
    how 
    to 
    murder 
    your 
    wife 



    Laa, 
    laa, 
    laa, 
    laa, 
    laa, 
    laa, 
    laa, 
    laa 

    La 
    la 
    la 
    la 
    la 
    la 
    la 
    la 

    Ah 


    Ah 


    Now 
    a 
    Mediterranean 
    villa 

    Worms 
    down 
    resistance 
    to 
    life 

    So, 
    oh, shroud 
    your 
    endow

    ment 
    in 
    chinchilla 

    You're 
    just 
    about 
    free 
    now 

    She's 
    too 
    weak to 
    see 
    now 

    To 
    finish 
    her 
    off, 
    say 
    you 
    love 
    her 

    That's 
    how 

    To 
    murder 
    your 
    wife 


    Per
    fumes 
    and 
    flower
    s 

    Tell 
    her 
    you 
    love 
    her

    Sleek 
    foreign 
    car, 

    always 
    tell 
    her 
    you 

    love 
    her
    . 

    And 
    all 
    those 
    wonderful 

    expensive 
    things 

    that 
    women 
    love, 

    but 
    never 
    forget 
    to 
    tell 
    her 

    you 
    love 
    her
    . 

    Charge 
    ac
    counts, 

    bank 
    account
    s, 

    on 
    account 
    of 
    you 
    love 
    her. 

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