Key: G major•
Verse 1
Hey man, did you hear that
Hey everybody, Santa's here!
Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus
Yes, there is (there is too!)
Verse 2
He's here!
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Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas!
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G
Aw shit, it's Red Peters!
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C'mon, you swinging hamsters,
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get over here
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G
We're gonna sing us a
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happy Christmas song
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Cm
Baug
Oh no, not another
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Baug
corny stupid song!
Cm
Baug
Ebdim
Get over here and sing
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C
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Okay, okay, okay jeez
Verse 3
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Baug
Grab your nuts hamsters,
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Cm
Baug
gather round with me
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Ebdim
D
Dm
Forget about all that teasin'
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Dm
We're breaking out the
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D
holly and aluminum tree
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Dm
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Am
'Cause it's that jolly sea
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Cm
but have you been nice?
Baug
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Ebdim
D
That's only Santa's busi
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He's making his list and he's
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A
Dm
checking it twice (o h, oh)
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Am
C
Holy shit, it's Christmas!
Verse 4
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Cm
C
Cm
Santa comes just once a year (tell 'em,
Just like you, Re,
that's what we hear (hey, wait a minute)
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Am
He's got a soft spot for reindeer
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G
(that's nice)
Especially Rudolph's derrière
Verse 5
C
Baug
Hey, knock it off fel
Baug
Cm
Ebdim
D
Go on, give Santa a big
Dm
G
kiss (no way)
Dm
G
You can play "hide the hamster" on the
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A
one- horse sleigh (hey, wait a minute)
Dm
G
Holy shit, it's Christmas
Interlude 1
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Faug
Dm
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D
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Am
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F#dim
Verse 6
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D
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lyric sheet?
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C
Heck, we don't need no
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We know our parts by heart, right, fellas? (Yeah sure,
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Baug
Cm
I know my part) (yeah, me too)
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Cm
Baug
Cm
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guys. I love Christmas songs
Verse 7
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Baug
Santa tried reaching up the
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Cm
Baug
neighbor's blouse
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Ebdim
D
After drinking all the eggnog
Camped out in the bathroom
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for an hour or two
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G
Cm
C
Squashing off a yule log
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Baug
He wandered in his undies
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Baug
all over the house
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Cm
Ebdim
But we made him our own
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G
business (oh, brothers)
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Em
A
hamsters up a gift wrap tube
Dm
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Am
C
Holy shit, it's Christmas
Verse 8
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C
Santa comes just once a year
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Dm
Keep on the
Verse 9
Am
D
lookout for Mr. Gear
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D
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Hamster deliveries in the rear
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an open fire
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Ebdim
Santa's tongue stuck to
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the doorknob (what?)
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Dm
His balls got fondled by a caroling choir
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Dm
G
While the parson gave him a
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took him away
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Ebdim
The whole damn crowd was
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dismissed
Verse 10
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'Cause it's a time to be jolly
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A
and a time to be gay
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Cm
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A
Holy shit, it's Christmas (holy shit,
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C
Holy shit, it's Christmas
A
Dm
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C
C
Holy Shit! It's Christmas!
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG C Cm Baug Ebdim...
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