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Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros easy guitar chords by Flight Of The Conchords And Rhymenoceros
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Tuning
E A D G B E
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E
B
F
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E
B
F
Verse 1
I'm the
mother
flippin'
rhymenocerous
My beats
are fat
And the birds
are on my
back
And I'm horny,
I'm
horny
If you
choose
to proceed
You will
indeed
concede
'Cause
I
hit
you with my
flow
The
wild
rhino
stampede
I'm
not
just
wild,
I'm trained,
domesticated
I was
raised
by a
rapper
and rhino
that
dated
And subsequently
procreated
That's
how
it goes
Verse 2
Here's
the
Hiphopopotamus
The
hip
hop
hippo
Verse 3
They call me
the
Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics
are bottomless
Verse 4
Sometimes
our rhymes
are polite
"Like,
thank you
for the dinner
Ms.
Wright
That
was very
delicious,
goodnight"
Sometimes
they're
obscene
Like
a pornographic
dream
NC-17 with
ladies
in a stream
of
margarine
Hahahahaha yeah,
some
margarine
Verse 5
They
call
me the
Hiphopopotamus
Flows
that glow like
phosphorous
Poppin'
off
the top
of this
eso
phagus
Rockin'
this
metropolis
I'm not a
large
wa
ter-dwelling
mammal
mammal
Where did
you get
that preposterous
hypothesis?
Did Steve
tell
you that,
perchance?
Steve
Verse 6
My
rhymes
and
records,
they don't
get
played
Because
my records
and
rhymes,
they don't
get
made
And if
you rap
like
me
you don't
get
paid
And if
you roll
like
me
you don't
get laid
Verse 7
My
rhymes
are so
potent
that
in this
small
segment
I made
all
of the
ladies
in
the area
pregnant
Yeah, sometimes
my
lyrics
are sexist
But you
lovely
bitches
and hoes should
know
Verse 8
I'm
trying
to correct
this
Other
rappers
diss
me
Say
my
rhymes
are
sissy
Why?
Why?
Why?
What?
Why
exactly?
What?
Why?
Be
more constructive
With
your feedback,
please
Why?
Why?
Verse 9
Why?
'Cause
I rap
about
reality
Like
me
and my grand
ma
drinkin'
a cup
of tea
There
ain't
no
party
like
my nana's
tea
party
Hey,
ho
Verse 10
I'm the
motherflippin'
I'm the
motherflippin'
I'm
the
motherflippin'
Who's the
motherflippin?
Verse 11
I'm the
motherflippin'
I'm the
motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'
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