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Glasgow Jubilee chords by 
Bill Wells & Aidan Moffat
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Intro 1
Em
D
Em
D
C
D
Em
D
Em
D
Am
Verse 1
Em
"We could all be dead tomorrow",
D
G
D
says the whore to the hero,
Em
"And for handsome squaddies like yourself,
D
my fee's reduced to zero.
C
Bm
I can be your pin- up girl,
D
Am
G
your bargain Playboy Bunny."
Em
So they do it by the river,
Bm
Am
D
then she asks "Where's my f***ingmoney?"
Verse 2
Em
The sol dier soon goes clubbing,
Bm
Em
pulls a tidy bit of skirt
And he pumps her in the car park,
but no sooner has he spurt
C
G
Than he says "I'm going back inside,
D
the night's still young for me."
Em
Bm
The girl says "Go and get your wife. And by the way,
Em
my name's Marie."
Bm
Mar
Verse 3
Em
ie's at work the next day
and her boss is being sleazy,
She's always known he spies on her and
he's always known she's easy.
C
G
So she lets him f*** her during lunch,
D
surrenders to his will,
Em
Then he f***s off to the pub
and she starts fiddling the till.
Verse 4
Bm
The boss meets a married woman,
sneaks her up into his flat,
Am
Em
As she lets him take her dress off, she says
Am
"Aren't we here to chat?"
C
But the boss can't get it up,
Am
D
he claims his passion is too stressful,
Em
But soon he gets a second wind
and this time he's successful.
Verse 5
Em
That night in bed the married
Am
woman gets a big surprise
Em
As her rarely frisky husband grunts and
thrusts between her thighs.
D
C
He says "Our sanctity is sacred,
Am
D
forget all those women prior -
Em
They were nothing more than whores,
and I could never love a liar."
Verse 6
Em
The next night he pulls a sweet young
Bm
Em
thing and fills her full of drink,
He says "I bet you've had a boy or two",
she says "Less than you might think."
C
Resistance turns to resignation,
Am
D
as the naked pair recline
Em
She says "Tell the truth - did you put
something funny in my wine?"
Verse 7
Bm
The next day in my dark room, I sing
that sweet young thing a song.
Am
She says "You better f*** me quick be
Em
Am
cause I won't be staying long,
C
Em
D
Verse 8
Em
I said "I'm playing Sunday night
- shall I put you on the list?"
Verse 9
Em
D
But she was nowhere to be seen when I
Em
B
Bm
gave the audience a scan,
B
Em
D
So I prowled around the venue,
Em
Bm
searching for a willing fan.
B
C
I grabbed a little groupie with
D
Doc Martens and blue hair,
B
Em
D
I even offered her my number
Em
but she clearly couldn't care.
Bm
She said "You're
Verse 10
Em
D
just a passing fancy,
Bm
just a randy little laddie,
Em
D
And I save up all the good stuff for
Bm
my darling sugar daddy -
C
Am
I'm meeting him tomorrow and I
D
D#dim
plan to suck him dry."
Em
D
Then she pulled back up her knickers
Em
C
and she kissed my c*** goodbye.
Verse 11
Bm
F#m
One day soon the sugar daddy
D
Bm
wakes up with a whore,
Am
Hungover and ashamed,
he'll try to creep out through the door,
C
D
But the prostitute awakens to find
his eyes so full of sorrow
D#dim
Em
And says "Don't let it get you down
A
Em
- we could all be dead tomorrow".
Outro 1
Em
Bm
Em
Bm
Em
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