Everyone's hot (and i'm not)
Everyone's hot (and i'm not)

Everyone's hot (and i'm not) easy guitar chords by Lynks

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    • Verse 1
    Everyone’s 
    a model 

    And 
    I’m a librarian 

    Everyone’s a 
    corgi 

    And 
    I’m an 
    Alsatian 


    Everyone’s birth 

    And 
    I’m a C- 
    section 

    Everyone’s a train 

    I’m a train 
    station 

    Verse 2
    Everyone’s appealing 
    They 

    all 
    look good 

    I’d right 
    swipe 

    If 
    I 
    could 

    A 
    nice 
    straight 
    girl 
    tell
    s me 
    I look 
    good 

    But 
    I really 
    really 
    really 

    wish 
    a gay 
    guy 
    would 

    Verse 3
    So 
    I smile 
    say 
    hi 

    Have 
    I met 
    you 
    before? 

    Did 
    you 
    like 
    the 
    band? 

    Yeah 
    I’ve met 
    them 
    before 

    Then 
    I 
    lean 
    in 
    and 
    he tell
    s me 
    to stop 

    And 
    everyone’s hot 

    Verse 4
    And 
    I’m not 


    Everyone’s hot 

    And 
    I’m not 

    Everyone’s hot 

    And 
    I’m not 

    Everyone’s hot 

    And 
    I’m not 

    Everyone’s hot 

    And 
    I’m not 

    Verse 5
    Everyone’s a 
    model 

    They’re all 
    Brazilian 

    I’m a librarian 

    From 
    wigan 

    I’ve got 
    one 
    pound 

    They’ve got 
    one 
    million 

    Everyone’s a reptile 

    I’m an 
    amphibian 

    Verse 6
    My 
    bread 
    roll 
    doesn’t taste 

    good 
    to 
    the ducks 

    And 
    the kids 
    don’t want 

    the candy 
    in 
    my truck 

    Bad 
    luck 
    bad 
    luck! 

    This 
    is 
    it, 
    I’m stuck 

    Giving 
    new 
    meaning 
    to 
    giving 
    zero 
    fucks 

    Verse 7
    Cos 
    I’m cute 
    as 
    a button 

    But 
    they 
    won’t press 
    me 

    Everyone’s police 

    But 
    they 
    don’t arrest 
    me 

    Everyone’s coke 

    And 
    I’m Diet 
    Pepsi 

    Everyone’s a dick 

    Interlude 1
    And 
    I’m testes 



    Verse 8
    The 
    guy 
    says 
    ‘hey I’m not 
    into 
    all 
    that 

    ‘I don’t like 
    boys, 
    I 
    like 
    pussy, 

    twat, vagina’ 

    And every 
    other 
    synonym 
    of 
    ‘not me’ 

    So I 
    laugh 
    and say 

    ‘I don’t know 
    what you 
    mean’ 

    Or 
    ‘I was 
    joking’ 

    Go into 
    the smoking 
    section 

    Look 
    both 
    directions, 
    I’m alone 

    I feel 
    like 
    a 
    leper 

    I catch 
    the sight 
    of 
    my 
    reflection 

    Don’t feel 
    any better 

    Verse 9
    Because 
    everyone’s hot 

    And 
    I’m not 

    Everyone’s hot 

    And 
    I’m not 

    Everyone’s hot 

    And 
    I’m not 

    Everyone’s hot 

    And 
    I’m 

    not 

    I’m 
    not 

    I’m not 

    I’m not 

    I’m not 

    Everyone 
    Uh, everyone’s probably 
    bored 

    Verse 10
    of this 
    right? 


    Let’s do the, 
    uh, the 
    other bit 

    Yeah 
    this bit! 

    I love 
    this bit! 

    Da, 
    da, da, 
    da, 
    da, da, 
    da 

    Da, 
    da, da, da, 
    da, da, 
    da 

    Da, da, da, 
    da, 
    da, da, 
    da 

    Da, 
    da, 
    da, 
    da, da 

    Da, da, 
    da, 
    da, da, 
    da, da 

    Da, 
    da, 
    da, 
    da, 
    da, 
    da, da 

    Da, da, 
    da, da, 
    da, da, 
    da 

    Da, 
    da, 
    da, 
    da, da 

    Okay 
    this 
    verse 
    is 
    gonna be 

    good 

    Verse 11
    Everyone’s hot 
    and 
    I’m not 

    Every
    one’s fit 
    and 
    I’m shit 


    Everyone’s aite and 
    I’m shite 

    Everyone’s sexy 
    and 
    I’m dexy’s midnight 
    runners 

    Outro 1
    on 
    a Thursday 
    night 
    alright 



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