Key: A major•
Verse 1
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We think women are wonderful,
Dr. Ketchum wrote the
Say, Red, you know, it seems that everybody's
been reading this Dr. Ketchum's report.
just what have you learned
Well, Ernest, after reading Dr.
I found out that most women bill,
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always star case in one shelf without once Kim scoping on a chiller right do
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tell because it makes sense that lineup for a first event on the Rams org
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and women as you all know can't kick off
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you know what that means
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yeah that's what Ketchum
said boy he's restored
and say you know there was something else in there to read that I didn't quite
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understand about a woman getting married younger nowadays than they used to.
said most transmit
don't fight all -insurance marriage
years ago. Uh -huh.
Yeah, sounds amazing,
doesn't it? Boy, it sure does.
And they can transmit on the Shillaram,
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and this of course is one of the most import
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ant points of the survey, I think.
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I think it is too, Red.
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That's what Ketchum said, boys.
He's restored our hope.
And say, Red,
did you notice that part in there
where he said something
about brunettes
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being easier to get along
with than redheads?
Oh, Ernest, I'm glad you
brought that up.
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That's of vital interest to the human law.
He said that not one kind chief
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in 45 % knows why women who
a Kransman.
And not only women,
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It makes no difference
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if they're blondes, brunettes,
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You know, he may have something there.
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We've read Ketchum's book now.
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But it don't change a thing.
I'll go and find my girlfriend.
When we have a baby,
We'll name him after Ketchum
And there's just one more important thing here,
Ernest, I'd like to mention.
And what's that, Red?
It'll tell you how to race right,
prance with,
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dearest forth, nonifact, and somnifor.
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You know what I mean.
Yeah, and I believe that about winds it up,
don't you think, Red?
That's about it.
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So, uh...
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All aboard!
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for giving us the door.
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