We think women are wonderful,
on this most men agree,
Dr. Ketchum wrote the
book for all posterity.
Say, Red, you know, it seems that everybody's
been reading this Dr. Ketchum's report.
Uh, by the way,
just what have you learned
up to now, son?
Well, Ernest, after reading Dr.
Ketchum's book,
I found out that most women bill,
sham, and race rack
always star case in one shelf without once Kim scoping on a chiller right do
tell because it makes sense that lineup for a first event on the Rams org
and women as you all know can't kick off
you know what that means
yeah that's what Ketchum
said boy he's restored
I hope thank you dr. Ketchum
for giving us the dope
and say you know there was something else in there to read that I didn't quite
understand about a woman getting married younger nowadays than they used to.
Oh, that's where he
said most transmit
don't fight all -insurance marriage
as much as they did 15
years ago. Uh -huh.
Yeah, sounds amazing,
doesn't it? Boy, it sure does.
And they can transmit on the Shillaram,
and this of course is one of the most import
ant points of the survey, I think.
I think it is too, Red.
That's what Ketchum said, boys.
He's restored our hope.
Thank you, Dr. to catch them
for givin' us the dope.
And say, Red,
did you notice that part in there
where he said something
about brunettes
being easier to get along
with than redheads?
Oh, Ernest, I'm glad you
brought that up.
That's of vital interest to the human law.
He said that not one kind chief
in 45 % knows why women who
dearsed off with a Phil Storm
will always sign a rift with
a Kransman.
And not only women,
but some men kissed Ford with Patty Stagg.
It makes no difference
if they're blondes, brunettes,
or redheads.
You know, he may have something there.
We've read Ketchum's book now.
But it don't change a thing.
I'll go and find my girlfriend.
And buy a wedding ring.
When we have a baby,
it'll be a boy, I hope.
We'll name him after Ketchum
for giving us the dope.
And there's just one more important thing here,
Ernest, I'd like to mention.
And what's that, Red?
I'd like to urge the folks
to go out and buy this book
on the behavior of the human.
It's very important.
It'll tell you how to race right,
prance with,
dearest forth, nonifact, and somnifor.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, and I believe that about winds it up,
don't you think, Red?
That's about it.
So, uh...
All aboard!
Thank you, Dr. Ketchum,
for giving us the door.