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Creepy easy guitar chords by Bliss N Eso
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
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Am
Dm
F
E
Bm
G
C#m
G#m
C
Bb
Am
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F
E
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G
C#m
G#m
C
Bb
Verse 1
Ladies
and gentlemen,
we'd
like
to welcome
you
in
side
the
mind
There'll
be no
bell
for
lunch without
a popper
And back
then
I was
never
embarrassed
Verse 2
even
with my
dick
out like
chopper
I get
so
lonely
I brawl
with
the music
I'm so
underground,
you silly
bitch,
I crawl
through the
sewage
Com
mercial
shit,
it's
just
all a
nuisance
And
exotaric to
aid
he
calls
on the
purest
To
emerge
from the gut
ter
and
do
away with
one dimensional
MC's who have to
turn
to their
mother
in a
battle
situation
Ring
the bell
when the
cattle
reach
my station
I
love riding
on
donkeys
with
headphones
on
I
see
visions
when
I walk
I know
a whole
lot of
fucking
pigeons
that can
talk
They re
mind
me
that the
hunger's
real
And if you're
gonna
come
at all you
best
come
with
skill
Verse 3
It's
like
B to
the E
to the
I, it's
just
so
creepy
Take
a stroll through
the woods
and believe
me
We're
doing
this
of
embers,
no
kindles
And the
pioneers
of small
crease,
they see
a smoke
signal
Verse 4
You
see, Lucifer
couldn't
catch
me,
he's
playing
soft
I
play
cards
with
Merlin,
I
blow
smoke with
Gandalf
Blinky bill
and
I
rob
bank
s and
shape
shift
And the
only
icy
shit
I got
is my
dick
in the cake
mix
I'll
take
this to
a land
of
snakes
with red
bellies
Secret
handshakes
with
Nad
Kelly
I
came
to prove,
that
we
can too
When
your whole
style
reminds
me of an
ad for
cheap
shampoo
That's
right,
life's
a puzzle
and
I'm making
it fit
And don't bother
me
on
the dunny,
son,
I'm taking
a shit
But
when I'm
off,
and no doubt
about
it,
I'm partly
mental
Meet
me in the tool
shed
with
all your
sharpene
d pencils
Envision
the
caligraphy
that hacks
the
gift
And
slap
on your
thinking
caps
to catch
my
drift
Porn
king
ding
fish burn
makes the
world
move
Poetical
principal
of
rhyme the
girls
do
So,
come on,
lads,
please,
pass
the
billy
We got
hip hop,
at
ease,
ass
and
titty
And I'm
stum
bling
(shit) numb of
a case
I got a
dick
in my pants
who
thinks he's
running
the place
Walking
like
a wooden
puppet
this
track
goes
out
To
anybody
talking
like
I couldn't
cut
it
A little
faith,
trust
me,
goes
a
long
way
That's
why my
magical
wand
waves
so
that the
song
stays
in
Time
less
like
I'm
on
stage
rhyming
Cause
in the
sky
rhythm
and rhyme
living
the
live
And the
moral
of the
story
is,
I
juggle
just
to manage
I'm
a ghost
for now,
but i'm
subtle
when I
vanish
Interlude 1
Verse 5
We're
just
kicking
it so beau
tifully
and
usually
we just
chill
out
Next
to broads
that fool
ishly
with these
carps
of jewelry
I found these
balds of nud
ity
and it's
all
just new
to me
Such
an odd
com
munity
(ey yo it's
probably
puberty)
Verse 6
Ey yo we've
got
to grow the
fuck
down
We're
still
in adolescence
To
come to
the clearing
in the
woods
Lit by
the incan
descent
moon
Yeah
I see you
smirk
and say not
likely
Original
vocab just don't
compute
Like
we were
pikies
(So I
stand
there)
And all
I hear
is
"Geez,
you're a
pair
of slopes"
Weaze, no
caramel
so
please
don't
parallel
(that's right)
Us to
candy
rappers
Cuz they
end
up in the
waste
basket
When their
style
spit there
ain't no
flavour,
no
I'ts that
taste
lasting
Oom
pa Loompa, doopity doo
Man
I'm that
Everlasting
Gobstopper that blew
the
city
fuse
So don't
think
you're
gonna
get
away
You
little
rascal
Cause
we got
the
coun
try
locked down
Like
we're from
Nashville
Verse 7
Some
outskirt
hillbillies just
chilling
on some
dirt
bikes
Rounded
up these
Varmints
taking
them back
to the
turnpike
When
the herb
lights,
we'll pass
it, when
we
spy
'em from the
ditch
We show
'em they
got a
wardrobe
and
a lion
and a
witch
You wanna
pitch
your tent
right
here
at our
camp
site
There's
a crack in
the back of
the
closet
Oh oh, I'll
get that
lamp
lite
[?] the wood
hatchet
these
splinters
kill
Then I
feel
a winter,
chill
and I'm
in a
timber
mill
Through the
prarie,
i storm
through
the grass
and night
thicket
Past the
bushes,
the brambles,
the
billygoats and white
pickets
And
I'm here
I
crush the
petals
with my
sandals
I'm walking
through the
woods
With
little
Gretel
and
Hanz
Look
west
on the hills
Up here
i
hear a
moan,
bellow
From
an
old
fellow
at a
park
With a couple
of
stones
yellow
And he
was more
bubbly
than
a geiser
That
Old
Faithful
freestyler
Was
more
(?) kaizer
We jumped
on a snow
plow
But
like a
magic
trick he
made a dragon
puff
up
With
a gadget
fit for
bagging
up all
the adjectives
I ask
you this
Yo,
in all
sinsavity
Does it
even occur
to you
Half our
shit is
all
a
pavity
All those
prissy
little
nitwits
Just
trying
to make their
shit flip
When they
spit
fits
of
mindless
crap
I mean, i
guess
we are some
misfits
And
you might call
me a
cyn
ic
But
I just don't
mimic
At the
hands of
today
We
still make
you bounce
without
the
gim
mick
Like we're
pumping
this club
And we'll
up
and make
it so
fresh
In the
southern
we're coming
with
something
different
from the
rest
And
by the time
I
get to the club
man
I'll be
hurting
I
get there,
there's one
guy
there
Some
dude named
Tyler
Durden,
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