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Could You Please Oblige Us With A Bren Gun easy guitar chords by Noël Coward
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Verse 1
Col
onel
Montmorency,
who was
in Calcutta
in
92,
emerged from
his retirement
for
the
war.
He
wasn't very
pleased
with
all
he
heard
and all he
saw,
but
whatever he
felt,
he
tightened his
belt and
organized
a corps.
Poor
Colon
el
Mont
morency
thought,
considering all
the
wars he'd
fought,
the
Home
Guard was
his
job to
do or
die
But
after
days
and
weeks and
years,
bravely
drying
his
manly
tears,
he
wrote the
following
letter
to the
Minister
of
Sup
ply
Could
you
please
oblige
us
with
a Bren
gun,
or
failing
that,
a
hand
grenade will
do
We've
got some
ammunition,
in
a rather
damp
condition
A
ma
jor
house has
an ark
with us
that was
used at
Water
loo
With
the
vicar's
tirrapante,
a pitchfork
and
a spade,
it's
rather
hard
to guard
an aero
drome.
So
if
you can't
ob
lige
us with
a
Bren
gun
,
the
Home
Guard
might
as well go
home.
Could
you
please
oblige
us
with a
Bren
gun?
We're
getting awfully
tired of
drawing
lot
s.
Today
we
had a shipment
of
some curious
equipment,
And
just for
a prank,
they
sent us
a
tank that
ties
it
self in
knots.
On
Sunday's
mock invasion,
Captain
Clark
was heard
to say
He
hadn't
even
got a
brush
and
comb.
So
if
you can't
ob
lige
us with a
brand
gun
,
The
Home
Guard
might
as well go
home.
Col
onel
Mont
morency
planned,
in
case the
enemy tried
to land,
to
drive them
back with
skill
and ar
moured force.
He
realised
his
army
should be
mech
anised,
course,
but somewhere
inside,
experience
cried,
my
king
dom
for a horse.
Poor
Col
onel
Mont
morency
tried,
at
infinite
cost of
time and
pride,
to
tackle
his super
iors
again.
Hav
ing just
one
motorbike,
fourteen
swords
and a marlin
spike,
he
wrote
the
following
letter
in the
following
ur
gent
train.
Could you
please
oblige
us
with the
Bren
gun?
We
need it
very badly,
I'm
afraid.
Our
local
crossword
solver
has
an excellent
revolver.
But during a
short attack
on
the
fort,
the trigger got
misplayed.
In
course
of operations
planned for
Friday
afternoon,
our
orders
are to
storm
the Hippo
drome.
So
if
you can't
oblige
us
with
the
Bren
gun
,
the
Home
Guard
might
as well go
home.
Could
you
please
ob
lige
us
with the
Bren
gun?
The
lack of one
is wounding
to our
pride.
Last
night we
found the
cutest little
Ger
man
parachutist.
He
looked at our
kit and
giggled
a bit and
laughed
un
til he
cried.
We'll
have to
hide that
armored
car
when
marching
to Berlin.
We'd
all
must be ashamed
of
it in
Rome
So
if
you can't
ob
lige
us with a
brand
Gun
,
the
Home
Guard
might
as well go
home
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