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Ass Whupping easy guitar chords by Zechariah Wise
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 5
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Am
D
Dm
A
Asus4
Am
D
Dm
A
Asus4
Verse 1
What
a
night,
hopping from
spot
to spot
A
beer
here,
beer
there,
and a
couple
of shots
Finally
you
find
a venue
worth
starting
a tab
at
Ladies
are
looking
badass
and
you're playing
the
fat
cat
Throw
a few
more back,
then
hit the
men's
room
When
you
see a
woman
you think
wants
to befriend
you
You
approach,
but she's
got
a boyfriend
Who's
standing
right behind
her
and somehow
this of
fends
you
You
talk
shit,
she tells
you
you're
a mess
So you
not -so
-accidentally
spill the
drink
on her dress
The
scuffle
ensues,
about to
diffuse
into
conflict
Do
you
know a
boyfriend's
an ex
-convict?
By
night's
end,
it's the
furthest thing
from your
mind
You
look
down
at
your watch
and it's
about that
time
You
stagger
out,
wondering
where
you
parked
your ride
But
there's
someone
waiting
for
you
outside
You
fucked
up,
man, you don't
cross
the
line
No
check
payable
by
your
behind
You're
at
the point
of
no
returning
now
You
don't
get
your
ass
kicked
You
can
beg
and plead,
but
it ain't
worth
it
Fact
is,
you probably
deserve
it
Guard
your will
and knuckle
up,
homeboy,
because
You
gon'
get
your
ass
whooped
You're a
white
child
of privilege
at
one
of those places
Where the
culture's
diverse
and
there's plenty
of
dark
faces
And
that's
cool because,
hey,
you're not
a racist
In
fact,
you hang with
blacks
on
a regular
basis
You
get
comfortable
and
start
to chatter
And
drop
a few
N
-bombs
like
it really
doesn't
matter
But
out
of your mouth
it
sounds
like a
slave
master
And
unbeknownst
to you,
you're
seconds
from dis
aster
A
couple
brothers
overhear
your
transgression
And get
up
in your
face,
a sure
sign
of
aggression
You
try
to play dumb
and wiggle
out
on your own
But
these cats
aren't 100
%
in
love with
your tone
You
know your
black
friends
will tell
them
that you're
down
But you
look
all
around
and they're
nowhere
to be
found
Pan
ic
sets
in
and you're
back
on your heels
Then
a special
delivery
arrives
from
left
field
You're
fucked
up,
man,
you've
come across
the
line
Rolled
a check
payable
by
your
behind
You're
at
the point
of
no
returning
now
You
don't
get
your
ass
kicked
You
can
beg
and plead,
but
it ain't
worth
it
Fact
is,
you probably
deserve
it
Bought
your girl
a knuckle
-up homeboy
because
You
don't
get
your
ass
home
You
had
a rough
day
at work,
some bullshit
your
boss
did
Bitter
little
Jew
in front
of the
whole
office
Suffice
to say
you
ain't feelin'
like
a winner
And
all you
wanna
do
is get home
and
have
dinner
Traf
fic
snarls
even
worse
than usual
Ten
mile
backup,
fuckin'
beautiful
You're
finally
there
but there's
no
one in
the kitchen
Your
wife's
on
the phone,
you snap
and start
bitchin'
She
tries
explainin'
that she
just got
home
But
you ain't
tryin'
to hear
that shit,
you're
in the
zone
She
starts
cookin',
you're still
lettin'
her have
it
And this
ain't the
first
time
you've developed
quite
the
habit
She
screams,
why?
And she
starts
to cry
Tells
you to
go to
hell,
now you're
about to
let
fly
You're
gonna
show that
bitch
who's
the man
of the house
That's
when a
frying
pan
catches
you
right
in the
mouth
Now,
you
fucked
up,
man,
you done
crossed
the
line
Wrote
a check,
payable
by
your
behind
You're
at
the point
of
no
returnin'
now
You
don't
get
your
ass
wet
You
can
beg
and plead,
but
it ain't
worth
it
Fact
is,
you probably
deserve
it
But
you're really
not
the
lucky
one,
boy, because
You
don't
eat
your
ass,
boy
You
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