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Punch you in the jeans easy guitar chords by Lonely Island
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
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Capo
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0
Capo
E
Am
G
F
C
Dm
E
Am
G
F
C
Dm
Verse 1
These days,
a
lot a
cats
is outta
line
Seems
to me,
like they
need to
get
punched
Yeah,
but where you
gonna
punch
em?
Yo,
the
choice
is
obvious
Verse 2
I'll
punch
you in
the jeans
I'll
punch
you in
the
jeans
This
is not
a case
of man
vs
machine
You
think that
you're safe,
thought
you
got
away clean?
I'll
roll
up on
you
smooth
and
punch
you in
the jeans
Verse 3
I got my
fists
clenched,
gonna
throw
a
hay
maka
Rocking your slacks
from
here
to
Jamaica
Shake
in your boots,
cause
I'm the
earth
quaka
Bringing
those jeans
round here
was
a
mistaka
Verse 4
I gotta
vendetta,
it's
against
your jeans
(yeah)
Gonna
put my
knuckles
up
against
the seams
They can
be
on your legs
or
on the
clothesline
But
when
I see
the zipper
and cloth,
it's
go
time!
And I'm
zeroed
in,
I got the
tunnel
vision
Gonna
cov
er
you in
shit
like a
ton
of pigeons
Man I
hate your
jeans,
I'm
gonna
bruise
that
den
im
It
really
doesn't
matter
as
long
as you're
in
em'
Yo we'll
punch
your jeans,
we've
said
it before
Best believe
this
is not
a
metaphor
Better
Verse 5
watch
your back,
cause we're
on
the creep
And we
won't
stop
till your
jeans are
six
feet
deep!
Man I'll
murder
your jeans,
I'll
feed em
to the
fishes
Heres what
I'd do,
if I
had
three
wishes
Punch
your jeans,
on
all three
count
s
It would
bring me
satisfaction
in
large
amounts
If
I
had
three
wishes
I would
do
the same
We
see
eye
to
eye
in this
jean
punch
game
I'd
lay
em in a
field,
where there's
chemical
spray
ing
But I'd
punch
em first,
yo that
goes
without
sayin
(yeah)
Acid wash
pleats
or
a
nifty
cuff
It's
just
another
jean
for my
fist
to stuff
Verse 6
Throwing
fista cuffs,
eat pant
s like
bag
lunches
Jeans pronounced
dead
Cause
of death?
Hecka punches!
Verse 7
Yo we'll
punch
your jeans,
we've
said
it before
Best
believe
this
is not
a metaphor
You
got
something
to say,
we
got
the proper
retorts
Beat
your jeans
so
bad
that they'll
wish
they were shorts
Gonna
revise
your Levi's
with
physical
harm
Put
divets in the
rivets
with my
physical
arm
Gonna
beat those
jeans,
gonna
dip
em in slime
Turn
your
501s into
499s
When I
punch
a jean
I like
to
ima
gine
a face
The
fly
is
the
nose
and the
balls
are the base
of the face
You
got
taste
and it
shows
my man
God
damn
your
jean
brand
got me
throwing
my hands
Gonna
go back
in time,
find the
man who
made
jeans
And
choke
him to death,
if
you
know what
I mean
Yo
I
know what
you mean,
so
keep
your
jeans
on a hush
Break
out,
be
fore you
get
bum-
rushed
Verse 8
Yo
we'll punch
your jeans,
we've said
it before
Best believe
this
is not
a
metaphor
So
take
off your
jeans,
and reverse
the curse
Cause
we the
best
jean
punchers
in the
universe
(It really
doesn't
matter
as
long
as you're
Outro 1
in em') [Repeat: x2]
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