Natalie's rap - p for phvendetta

Natalie's rap - p for phvendetta easy guitar chords by Lonely Island

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  • Verse 1
    And 
    in three, 
    two... 

    We're 
    sitting 
    here today 

    with 
    film star 
    Nat
    alie Portman. 

    Hello. 

    So, 
    Natalie, 
    what's 
    a day 
    in the life 

    of 
    Natalie 
    Portman 
    like? 

    Do 
    you really 
    want to know? 

    Please, 
    tell 
    us. 

    don't 
    sleep, 
    mother
    fucker, 

    off 
    that yak 
    and that 
    Durban 

    Doing 
    120, 

    getting 
    head 
    while I'm 
    swerving 

    Damn, 
    Natalie, 
    you 
    a crazy 
    chick 

    Yo, 
    shut the 
    fuck 
    up 
    and suck 
    my dick 

    I'm 
    busting 
    dudes' 
    mouths 

    like 
    Gusher's 
    motherfucker 

    Roll 
    up 
    on NBC 

    and 
    smack the 
    shit out 
    Jess 
    Tucker 

    What you 
    want, 
    Natalie? 

    To 
    drink 
    and 
    fight 

    What you 
    need, 
    Natalie? 

    To 
    fuck 
    all 
    night 

    Don't 
    text me 
    when I'm 
    crazy 

    or off 
    that airplane 
    crew 

    Put my 
    foot 
    down your 
    throat 

    till you're 
    shit 
    in my 
    shoe 

    Leave 
    you screaming 

    Pay 
    for my 
    dry 
    cleaning 

    Fuck 
    you, 
    man, it's 
    my 
    name 

    that he's 
    screaming 

    I'm 
    sorry, 
    Natalie, 
    are 
    we to 
    believe 
    you 

    condone 
    driving 
    while intoxicated? 

    I never 
    said I 
    was a 
    role model 

    But 
    what 
    about 
    the kids 
    that 

    look up 
    to you? 

    Do you 
    have 
    a message 
    for them? 

    All the 
    kids 
    looking 
    up to 
    me 

    can 
    suck 
    my 
    dick. 

    It's 
    Portman, 
    motherfucker. 

    Drink 
    till I'm 
    sick. 

    Lay your 
    throat 
    and 
    pump 

    nudges 
    down 
    the hole. 

    Watch 
    you 
    laugh 
    and cry 

    while 
    laugh 
    you die. 

    And all 
    the dudes, 

    you 
    know I'm 
    talking 
    to 
    you. 

    We 
    love you, 
    Natalie. 

    wanna 
    fuck 
    you 
    too. 
    It's 
    for 

    Portman. 
    It's 
    for pussy. 

    I'll 
    kill your 
    fucking 
    dog 
    for fun, 

    so 
    don't 
    push 
    me. 

    Wow, 
    Natalie, 

    I'm 
    surprised 
    all 
    this 
    from 

    a Harvard 
    graduate. 

    Well, 
    there's 
    lot you 
    may not 

    know about 
    me. 

    Really? 
    Such 
    as

    When I 
    was in 
    Harvard, 

    I smoked weed 
    every 
    day. 

    cheated 
    every 
    test 

    and 
    snorted 
    all the 
    yay. 

    got 
    a deaf 
    pos
    se, 

    you 
    got a 
    bunch 
    of dudes. 

    I'll 
    sit right 
    there 
    on your 

    face 
    and 
    take a 
    shit! 

    Natalie, 
    you 
    are 
    badass 
    bitch. 

    Hell yeah! 

    And I 
    always 
    pay 
    for your 
    dry 
    -cleaning 

    When 
    my 
    shit 
    gets 
    in 
    your shoe 

    And 
    as 
    for 
    the drug 
    use 

    Well, 
    can 
    vouch 
    for that 

    My 
    dick 
    is 
    scared 
    of 
    you 

    Oh 
    Okey 
    -doke 
    Natalie, 
    one 
    final 
    ques
    tion 

    If 
    you could 
    steal 
    smooch 

    From 
    any 
    guy 
    in 
    Hollywood 

    Who 
    would 
    it be? 

    No 
    more 
    questions 

    What? 

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