Key: C major
Verse 1
C
G
C
Oh, Ellie Rose is sexless
and everybody knows
she won't take off her clothes
C
G
You can talk about your frigid girls
G
C
and she won't do it at all
F
Bb
F
My Bonnie's been using some lo tion
F
Bb
F
It don't look like calamine lotion
Dm
G
C
F
Oh, I wonder what she could have
C
F
C
F
G
C
F
Oh, Al and Yetta go to bed together
Gm
C
F
Al and Yetta
Mike and Rhoda live next door,
F
Am
Bb
Mike and Rhoda live next door,
F
C
F
Mike is sterile.
Bb
F
Moe, Moe is de ranged.
Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie,
C
F
does it for a quarter.
Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, Sadie,
C
F
maybe you could have a daughter.
Around her waist she wore a metal girdle
Her father made her wear it
G
Gm
C
to save her vir ginity
She cannot make the boys
Gm
C
F
but she can even make a pea
This is the ballad of my kidney stone
I pissed it, I passed it, that little yellow bastard
Bb
Gm
C
I took a little wee one day
I dropped it, I dropped it,
I took a wee and dropped it
Gm
C
My family doctor picked it up
Gm
F
and put it in his pocket
His pocket, his pocket,
he put it in his pocket
Gm
C
Next day I got a bill from him
Gm
F
Dm
that said a hundred dollars
F
Dm
Bb
Dm
Dm
Gm
Dm
that Volga Goldman,
Bb
Gm
he'll pass plenty of
Dm
A
guests at Volga Goldman.
Dm
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